PS2/XBOX
Vital Stats:
weight: magaan lang
height: maliit lang
color: varies
Girlfriend:
weight: mas magaan sa iyo(not unless you dig large chicks)
height: varies
color: varies (white, yellow, brown)
| PS2/XBOX | Girlfriend |
| 1 Will never leave you | 1 Can leave you and you cannot do anything about it! |
| 2You can use it for hours | 2You cant use her unless she wanted to |
| 3Mura lang ang games | 3Mahal makipag date |
| 4You can never hurt it baka masira | 4 You can never hurt her masisira ka |
| 5Walang friends and console mo | 5 Minsan kailangan mong makipag plastikan sa friends nya |
| 6It wont care if your gone | 6Youll be dead if your nowhere to be found |
| 7If your gone somebody might play with it | 7 If your gone somebody might play with her |
| 8If you play with it too much youll never get laid | 8 Theres a chance you get laid |
You can have the best of both worlds its your decision pero you will be happy at one point in your life even if you choose only one. Putangina ang gulo! Putangina!
